Theo Lang

Aria wants pink pillows. I want a quiet balcony. We're both right.

Honestly, I'd be happy with a hammock and a sandwich.

My mother is coming. She judges hotels like a food critic.

Could you find something for my best man? He's... a lot.

I proposed on this island. I want everything perfect for her.

Bring me that and I'll owe you an autograph. Or a coffee.